Thank you!!!

Dear Previous Owners:

We truly appreciate that you think you cleaned before you left, but really didn't. We also appreciate that you masked a lot of things. While we are on the subject of thing you didn't do, can we discuss why you just half-assed things? No? Okay.

I am really writing though to say thank you. Thank you for removing the beautiful, most likely vintage RED shag rug that was in one of the guest room prior to our arrival.

Really, it's the little things like this that make us overlook the fact that the fridge SUCKS.

Love,

New Owners.